“The Sybian Sex Machine arrived in the UK 3 days after you dispatched it. We were able to follow its journey courtesy of UPS's brilliant tracking system and were delighted to find that the import tax was only $208.00. My wife and I are Family Physicians in rural England and are on-call nearly all the time with no control over when 'the bleep' is going to go. However we decided to give it a try straight away. We watched your video which reassured us that the extremes of noisy ecstasy portrayed by the 'Screaming Orgasms' series wasn't what was expected! Karen was a bit nonplussed by the size of some of the attachments as she isn't the biggest girl in the world when it comes to vaginal insertions so we chose 'the flat bit' to start. It was a very nice and most unusually pleasant sensation. Very relaxing. I sat behind her in the warmth of our bedroom while she lent on the bed and then tried the smallest of the inserts. We were very careful with the controls, having read that a lot of women are put off by the extremes of vibrations that can be achieved, which can border on the painful. Karen quickly went limp and relaxed into a series of effortless orgasms that made time fly! The bleep went off in the middle of it so I had to answer the phone but she was oblivious to the urgency of the call. Thank goodness I was still in a sensible frame of mind and was able to deal with the problem! My joy came later when Karen was 'oh-so-keen' to empty my throbbing prostate, having worked up her innards to the point of wanting to be totally satisfied by feeling me come inside her. It is only three days since we took possession of our new Sybian Sex Machine but in that time we have already become better Doctors. We have come to think that so much of the stress, unhappiness and illness in our daily work is caused by all of us feeling that uninhibited sexual pleasure is naughty and embarrassing. Many in our community would be shocked at what we have done. However it is such a genuinely nice experience shared between two people who love each other so much that we cannot think it is wrong. The children are off at college now and we hope they will find partners who can enjoy the real pleasures of sex long before we did! As we sit in front of our patients with that extraordinary sense of pelvic fulfilment we are very grateful for the efforts that your team have made to bring such a super piece of kit to the marketplace! Well done. Please feel free to include this in your marketing material because we think our workload could be halved if everyone was to have one of these extraordinary machines!”
"Something rather unexpected happened when I was anticipating an afternoon of nude sunbathing with a new lover. Mike and I had been fooling around when he asked if I had ever heard of a Sybian Sex Machine. I think he enjoyed the rather shocked look I gave him. I had of course heard of it, but had never had the opportunity to take a test ride. As I watched him set it in place, it all struck me as rather dull. No bells or whistles, no garish colors or funny attachments. This can't possibly be the ultimate orgasm machine I thought to myself. But I had to see what all of the fuss was about, and it is rude to turn-down a host's hospitality, especially when sexual excitement is promised. Proper lubrication and basic instruction took very little time and soon I was perched on a little piece of vibrating heaven. Enjoying the experience and not wanting to orgasm too quickly conflicted with curiosity. What is the Sybian Sex Machine capable of? How fast can it vibrate and how quickly can it rotate? Watching me probed and pounded to orgasm aroused my lover into slightly more conventional sexual activities. That's when something rather interesting occurred. As he entered me I expected some sensory fatigue, but experienced quite the opposite. Rather than being de-sensitized by the Sybian experience, it was as if all of my nerve endings had been enhanced. Feeling every ridge and vein, it was beyond stimulating. I can't wait for another go!”
"My wife with some degree of trepidation started trying the Sybian Sex Machine over the weekend without my presence. She took some time with finding the right height / location in our house to be comfortable with before I was present. I in turn started with the Venus the following week. This again took some time as I needed to experiment with the controls. I was unable to obtain an erection at all at this point , even the use of my Dr Joel penis pump couldn't help maintain an erection either. I was able to ejaculate flaccid after 90 minutes or so some times. Four weeks ago Jan suddenly clicked with the Sybian when she moved from the medium to the large insert. She just couldn't feel the smaller sizes having been become accustomed to me. All of a sudden Jan started having some very noisy multiple orgasms. We have a house in Spain and as we normally don't need to take much luggage, but decided to take both the Sybian and Venus with us 2 weeks a go when we went on holiday. We are lucky to have a secluded sunny garden so spent we several hours most days connected to our various machines. Jan has tracked down a really effective "gag" because of her uncontrollable noise, as she continues to relate more each day to the fantastic sensations that the Sybian is creating for her. Two days before we came home Jan decided to give the Jumbo insert a go. Once she had managed to insert all of it I have never seen anything like the effect it had on her , God only knows what happened, but the visual effect of the sweat running off her naked body on what was a very warm day as she rode the Sybian to one orgasm after another, this gave me my first erection for months. We made love in the garden and we both agreed it was the best sex " we have ever had. At the moment I can gain an erection only while Jan is riding the Sybian’s Jumbo insert. We both feel this is great progress at this stage and hopefully I will be able to use a combination of the Venus and Joel Kaplan pump and or naturally achieve erections in future , we are delighted that the Sybian Sex Machine does it for us both. We can not underestimate how the Sybian has helped us both. Thank you so much. I am able to ejaculate after considerable use of the Venus and making love to Jan and the use of the Venus again, so we believe we are getting there !"
“I was totally turned on the minute I discovered this Sybian Sex Machine online. I bought one for my wife just before Xmas. I called her cell phone and left the following message, "If you want the most incredible sexual experience of your life, you must call me back and say one word, yes or no. If you ask one single question the deal is off." She called back and said "Yes". The game was on. When she got home, I kissed her deeply, blindfolded her and took her to the bedroom. I stripped her naked then put her down on her knees with me in front of her. We engaged in some hot foreplay with her not knowing what was going to happen. I took some lubricant and deeply lubricated her vagina with my fingers. By now she was ready. I bent her forward on her hands and knees. She thought that I was going to enter her from behind. Instead I slid the Sybian Sex Machine between her legs from behind and guided her down on it. My heart was racing at this point, not knowing what her reaction will be. So far she is really liking what ever it is that is being done to her. I slowly started the rotation, then the vibration. She instantly loved what was happening. I positioned myself in front of her and played with her clitoris as the vibrations increased. It only took a minute and she had her first orgasm. I lost count how many she had after that. She came like she never has before. She was dripping in sweat when she finally was spent. She was so weak, I had to help her off of the machine. She was unable to walk for 15 minutes. We talked and laughed for days afterwards. That is my little story, hope you enjoyed it. Every time we use our Sybian Sex Machine, the experience is better and better. You have come up with an incredible product. My hat goes off to you. Thank you.”
“We have been happily married for 17 years and I always thought our sex life was pretty good, but I didn't get too excited about it. So I decided to humor my husband when he eagerly presented me with a Sybian Sex Machine for our anniversary. I can hardly describe the feeling I had when my body just exploded. It was just unreal what happened to me. I soon realized that at the age of 38, with the Sybian, I had my first orgasm ever. I have now started having orgasms while making love to my husband, and I have Sybian to thank."
"Neither my husband nor I had much previous sexual experience before our marriage twelve years ago. He is a good man but he didn't satisfy my sexual needs. I need prolonged, direct clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm. He is not very good at that, so I wasn't in the mood for sex very often. Our sexual frustration was becoming a real problem between us. I sent for literature on the Sybian Sex Machine and decided it would cost less than sexual counselling. Once I got used to having solo climaxes easily with the Sybian we began using it in our lovemaking. I am now eager for sex with him, knowing there will be no frustration. The change in our lives has been dramatic. I know that sexual problems have ended many marriages and without the Sybian Sex Machine ours may have gone that way too."
"I am so excited and pleased with what the Sybian Sex Machine has done for us that I want to say thank you. My wife took to it right away. We had what I thought was a rather good sex life but I was aware that I didn't always satisfy her. That turns out to be a gross understatement. When she uses the Sybian Sex Machine she rolls her eyes back in her head and disappears into another world. It is really exciting for me to hold her. In fact, I have done something I have never done before. I have had two orgasms on several occasion. We make love before she uses the Sybian. I get so excited when she is on it that I have her get off and I can go again. I used to think she was good in bed but now she is downright exciting."
"I am happily single male, in my 50's, and have owned a Sybian Sex Machine for nearly 3 years. I had several women friends use it when I first got it and then all of a sudden I had women coming up to me or calling on the phone asking if they could come by and use it. I met a lot of fun ladies this way. Got so I couldn't keep up, so now I let some come by and use it while I'm at work. Would guess 45 or 50 have used my Sybian Sex Machine so far. Most are in their 40's or 50's but several are younger. I'm only aware of one who at did not have orgasms on the first try. My Sybian has been used now for several hundred hours and hasn't missed a beat. It's indestructible. I've had more fun with this than I could describe. Best investment I ever made. Someone could do a helluva story about my experience and they wouldn't have to flower it."
"My wife has had 3 multi-orgasmic successes using our new Sybian Sex Machine, each better than the last, and the last with the finger attachment. She has had a significant problem with comfortable insertion, with hormonal changes after a surgical menopause. She very much enjoyed insertion with the finger, and the rotation and vibration, to both our great relief and happiness. We are both very hopeful that with continued play time with the Sybian, we will be off to the races again together. Thank you for your support, help, making the buying process easy, and thanks to the inventor, for such a life changing product."