Sybian Multiple Orgasm Sex Machine - User Testimonials
“Orgasms Improved Tremendously with Sybian Sex Machine. I purchased the Sybian approximately one year ago, and it's hard to remember not having it. My Sybian has replaced all of my sex toys,which I have a lot of. The quality and quantity of my orgasms have improved tremendously. When I orgasm using the Sybian Sex Machine, it is prolonged for several minutes, often repeatedly and continuously until I turn the machine off. I am going through a divorce, and feel that the last thing I want now is another relationship. Sybian gives me the freedom to release my sexual needs fully without the pressure to establish an emotional relationship until I'm ready. Thank you for Sybian, it is truly a gift for women.”
“My partner and I have owned a Sybian Sex Machine for about 2 years now after seeing it used in some Seymore Butts movies. The day I surprised her with the unit she was on pins and needles, but had 5 screaming orgasms the very first time. We just got the Double attachment and the Gmax attachments, and OH MY GOD! did she cum and cum and cum. The Gmax looked a bit intimidating, but as soon as I turned on the vibration and rotation she was having orgasms within two minutes. She had 6 back to back in less than 10 minutes. The next day we tried the double header - she's a great lover of anal toys - and she banged off 4 or 5 more in a very short time. The anal probe is just right to press against the rotating cock through her inner membranes and really sends her into orbit!”
“I have to be very careful when getting a blowjob when she's on the Sybian Sex Machine - she sometimes loses control and has bitten me without realizing it! We love the Sybian and only wish we were brave enough to share it with some other interested partners.”
“Wow, our Sybian Sex Machine arrived yesterday my wife was all smiles! We just used it today for the second time with me here watching and using the controls. Her orgasms were so intense that I thought she would pass out. She really did need help to stand up after her 3rd orgasm in a matter of minutes. We have nothing but praise for this Sybian and would tell anyone to have one, they won't regret it! She has already informed me that we will never send it back and she can't wait to have her girlfriends to try it out.”
“This was the most incredible orgasm I have ever had. I have a friend who has the Sybian Sex Machine and when I used it I never expected my world to rock. It is incredible when used as a tool together with your lover. It allows the woman to be pleasured while leaving her completely free to pleasure her partner. But be careful especially the first time she uses it - It is very difficult to have any control or the ability to concentrate! I can not say enough about this machine. IT IS A MUST for anyone or couple looking to experience a truly INCREDIBLE sex life together or alone.”
“I bought the Sybian Sex Machine not knowing anything about it. I just know I wanted extra special sexual pleasure. What I got was a machine that sounded like a jet engine taking off when you turned it on, and that is not including any screams from your pleasure. If you have kids in your home or other adults and you don't want to share this toy, then don't buy it. It is so loud I had to go into my closet and shut the door and hope know one could hear it. It is a powerful machine and if you want to cum over and over, then the Sybian Sex Machine is for you. I found it was comfortable for me to place the Sybian on a piano bench and ride it standing up. It was awkward for me to put all my weight on it and relax while on my knees. I feel like it weighed more than 22 lbs! If you are going to spend all that money on a machine you want to use make sure your room is sound proof. Because, it will have you screaming as well as the loudness from the machine.”
“Thank You!! The Sybian arrived in the UK 3 days after you dispatched it. We were able to follow its journey courtesy of UPS's brilliant tracking system and were delighted to find that the import tax was only $208.00. My wife and I are Family Physicians in rural England and are on-call nearly all the time with no control over when the bleep is going to go. However we decided to give the Sybian Sex Machine a try straight away. We watched your video which reassured us that the extremes of noisy ecstasy portrayed by the 'Screaming Orgasms' series wasn't what was expected! K was a bit non-plussed by the size of some of the attachments as she isn't the biggest girl in the world so we chose 'the flat bit' to start. A very nice and most unusually pleasant sensation. Very relaxing. I sat behind her in the warmth of our bedroom while she lent on the bed and then tried the smallest of the inserts inside her vagina. We were very careful with the controls, having read that a lot of women are put off by the extremes of vibrations that can be achieved, which can border on the painful. K quickly went limp and relaxed into a series of effortless orgasms that made time fly! The bleep went off in the middle of it so I had to answer the phone but she was oblivious to the urgency of the call. Thank goodness I was still in a sensible frame of mind and was able to deal with the problem! My joy came later when K was oh-so-keen to empty my throbbing prostate, having worked up her innards to the point of wanting to be totally satisfied by feeling me come inside her. It is only three days since we took possession of our Sybian Sex Machine but in that time we have already become better Doctors. We have come to think that so much of the stress, unhappiness and illness in our daily work is caused by all of us feeling that uninhibited sexual pleasure is naughty and embarrassing. Many in our community would be shocked at what we have done. However it is such a genuinely nice experience shared between two people who love each other so much that we cannot think it is wrong. The children are off at college now and we hope they will find partners who can enjoy the real pleasures of sex long before we did! As we sit in front of our patients with that extraordinary sense of pelvic fulfilment we are very grateful for the efforts that your team have made to bring such a super peice of kit to the marketplace! Well done. Please feel free to include this in your marketing material because we think our workload could be halved if everyone was to have one of these extraordinary sex machines!”
“I was totally turned on the minute I ran across this Sybian Sex Machine on the internet. I bought one for my wife just before Xmas. I called her cell phone and left the following message, "If you want the most incredible sexual experience of your life, you must call me back and say one word, yes or no. If you ask one single question the deal is off." She called back and said "Yes". The game was on. When she got home, I kissed her deeply, undressed her, blindfolded her and took her to the bedroom. I put her down on her knees with me in front of her. We engaged in some hot foreplay with her not knowing what was going to happen. I took your lubricant and deeply lubricated her vagina with my fingers. By now she was ready for anything. I bent her forward on her hands and knees. She thought that I was going to enter her from behind. Instead I slid the Sybian between her legs from behind and guided her down on it. My heart is racing at this point, not knowing what her reaction will be, good or bad. So far she is really liking what ever it is that is being done to her. I slowly started the rotation, then the vibration. She instantly loved what was happening. I positioned myself in front of her and played with her as the Sybian vibrations increased. It only took a minute and she had her first orgasm - the first of many. I lost count how many subsequent orgasms she had. She came like she never has before. She was dripping in sweat when she finally was spent. She was so weak, I had to help her off of the Sybian machine. She was unable to walk for 15 minutes. We talked and laughed for days afterwards. When I told her what I paid for it, she about fell over but said,"Do not send my Sybian back!" That is my little story, hope you enjoyed it. Every time we use it, the experience is better and better. You have come up with an incredible product. My hat goes off to you. Thank you.”
“In the advertising for Sybian you make some pretty ambitious claims as to the performance of the Sybian Sex Machine. I ordered one on a Monday and was promised it would be delivered by Wednesday. My first reaction to such a short delivery promise was, "yeah.....right". Not only did it make it by Wednesday, but UPS attempted to deliver it on Tuesday! I did in fact receive it the next day, and in spite of the fact that I know she's usually very reluctant to try new things, let her know that if she decided to try the Sybian Sex Machine out before I returned home from work, that it was okay and that she need not wait for me to be there with her. Much to my surprise and delight, she did in fact try it out and then called me at work to let me know that it did indeed work very well, and that she was very pleased with our new purchase. Since then, we've tried out all the additional inserts that we ordered with the machine, and couldn't be happier. Sybian not only lives up to some pretty ambitious claims, but surpasses them.”
"We have been married for 17 years and I always thought our sex life was okay, but I didn't get too excited about it. So I decided to humor my husband when he eagerly presented me with a Sybian Sex Machine for our anniversary. I can hardly describe the feeling I had when my body just exploded. It was just unreal what happened to me. I soon realized that at the age of 38, with Sybian, I had my first orgasm ever. I have now started having orgasms while making love to my husband, and I have Sybian to thank."
"Neither my husband nor I had much previous sexual experience before our marriage twelve years ago. He is a good man but he didn't satisfy my sexual needs. I need prolonged, direct clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm. He is not very good at that, so I wasn't in the mood for sex very often. Our sexual frustration was becoming a real problem between us. I sent for literature on the so called Sybian Sex Machine and decided it would cost less than counseling. Once I got used to having climaxes easily with Sybian, we began using it in our lovemaking. I am now eager for sex with him, knowing there will be no frustration. The change in our lives has been dramatic. I know that sexual problems have ended many marriages and without Sybian ours may have gone that way."
"My husband's business frequently takes him out of town for days at a time. Some might consider me a nymphomaniac since I like sex at least daily. When I saw your ad for the Sybian Sex Machine, I sent for information. I showed the material to my husband and he insisted we get one. He confessed he worried about my sexual appetite when he was away, and was thrilled with the idea of a mechanical surrogate. Sybian has taken the tension out of my lonely nights and my husband can rest easy knowing my needs are being satisfied while he's away."
"I am so excited and pleased with what the Sybian Sex Machine has done for us that I want to say thank you. My wife took to it right away. We had what I thought was a rather good sex life and I was aware that I didn't always satisfy her. That turns out to be a gross understatement. When she uses Sybian she rolls her eyes back in her head and disappears into another world. It is really exciting for me to hold her. In fact, I have done something I have never done before. I have had two orgasms on several occasion . We make love before she uses Sybian. I get so excited when she is on it that I have her get off and I can go again. I used to think she was good in bed but now she is downright exciting."
"I have had my Sybian Sex Machine now for nine weeks. I ordered it to help with stress. I was not orgasmic the first few times I used it but it did feel good so I was not discouraged. Soon I learned to be orgasmic every time, and now I am multi-orgasmic and it's beautiful. I did not have a particularly good marriage sexually and thought I was lucky if I had one orgasm when we had sex... At age 63 I can still learn. Having many orgasms is multiplying the first by however many you have, and then some. They seem to get better as you go along. The other interesting thing is that I have accomplished what I wanted to. I use Sybian after work and it melts away the pressure of the day. I feel relaxed all evening."
"We think your Sybian Sex Machine literature should place more emphasis on the enjoyment and satisfaction received by the partner. My husband loves to hold me while I am using Sybian and encourages me to use it often. This just heightens my enjoyment. We use it a lot and now consider it an integral part of our lovemaking since we started using Sybian our knowledge of our sexual capacity and our enjoyment of sex has increased by multiples."
"I am single, in my 50's, and have had a Sybian Sex Machine for nearly 3 years. I had several women use it when I first got it and then all of a sudden I had women coming up to me or calling on the phone asking if they could come by and use it. I met a lot of fun ladies this way. Got so I couldn't keep up, so now I let some of my female friends come by and use it while I'm at work. Would guess 45 or 50 have used it so far. Most are in their 40's or 50's but several are younger. I'm only aware of one who at did not have orgasms on the first try. "Bunny Hopper" has been used several hundred hours, could be 1000, and hasn't missed a beat. It's indestructible. I've had more fun with this than I could describe. Best investment I ever made. Someone could do a helluva story about my experience and they wouldn't have to flower it."
"Something rather unexpected happened when I was anticipating an afternoon of nude sunbathing with a new lover. Mike and I had been fooling around when he asked if I had ever heard of a Sybian Sex Machine. I think he enjoyed the rather shocked look I gave him. I had of course heard of it, but had never had the opportunity to take a test ride. As I watched him set it in place, it all struck me as dull. No bells or whistles, no garish colors or funny bunny attachments. This can't possibly be the ultimate orgasm machine. But I had to see what all of the fuss was about, and it is rude to turn-down a host's hospitality. Proper lubrication and basic instruction took very little time and soon I was perched on heaven. Enjoying the Sybian experience and not wanting to orgasm too quick conflicted with curiosity. What is the machine capable of? How fast can it vibrate and how quickly can it rotate? Watching me probed to orgasm aroused my lover into slightly more conventional sexual activities. That's when something rather interesting occurred. As he entered I expected some sensory fatigue, but experienced quite the opposite. Rather than being de-sensitized by the experience, it was as if all of my nerve endings had been enhanced. Feeling every ridge and vein, it was beyond stimulating. I can't wait for another go on the Sybian Sex Machine!"
"We took our Sybian Sex Machine to a local party last night. We brought the entire array of attachments. Wow was it a hit! One "first timer" used the "double" and had 5 consecutive extremely vocal orgasms. This is an incredible device. If any of your customers have any doubts about the greatness of "Mr. Sybian" have them contact us via email. This was Christines 25th Anniversary present. After experiencing this with her, I wish it would have been a wedding present."
"When I bought the Sybian Sex Machine for my girlfriend as a 2 year “going steady” gift, she thought I had lost my mind. She couldn't believe anyone would spend that much money on a sex toy. After a few weeks, she finally gave in and took it for a ride. Incredible is an understatement!! Her orgasms are so intense, that when she is finished she is also totally spent. I have to help her off of it and onto the bed. She literally lies on the bed for 15 to 20 minutes writhing and squirming. After that, she is ready to screw. I once had thoughts of her giving me oral sex while she was on the Sybian. No way! I’m afraid that during one of her convulsing, screaming orgasms, that she might get too carried away and bite me! Ha! Anyway, her Sybian Sex Machine is lovingly called “Trigger” and she saddles up on it whenever she wants. She likes for me to pinch her nipples and slap her ass while she builds to a crotch grinding, ear drum splitting, screaming orgasm. At the age of 48, she says she has had a lot of orgasms, but nothing like the ones with the Sybian. I believe it. A Sybian is the best gift a man can give his girl."
"Hi, I just had to write and tell you how pleased both my wife and I are with our Sybian Sex Machine. Trust me, my wife wanted no part of that new toy when she first saw the Sybian. It took me two weeks to persuade her to just try it and give it a chance. Well, she doesn't want to send it back now. She used it again last night and has been in a great mood all day today. Thanks for a great machine. She'll never know what it cost. "
"I want to tell you how terrific the Sybian Sex Machine is! What orgasms women can have on this wonderful machine. I wanted to let you know that if any women and or men out there want to ask any questions from someone who has a Sybian and still doesn't believe the testimonials, they can call me and I will GLADLY tell them what a wonderful machine this is for women and couples to share. Thanks again and I hope to help spread the word and help your sales a little bit. THANKS AGAIN!!"